A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
by sabue November 10, 2009
Get the jager madness mug.This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
by Yehhhboi290643 April 8, 2013
Get the Jägertooth tiger mug.Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.
As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."
by Furbi October 30, 2013
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Originating from a bar in Co. Limerick, two semi-alcoholics discovered that Jägermeister and Red Bull are not only a great combination for getting completely intoxicated, they also provide the taste buds with a delightful experience. Therefore one should sip their beverage, allowing them to savour the flavour whilst also getting "#Hammered".
Originating from a bar in Co. Limerick, two semi-alcoholics discovered that Jägermeister and Red Bull are not only a great combination for getting completely intoxicated, they also provide the taste buds with a delightful experience. Therefore one should sip their beverage, allowing them to savour the flavour whilst also getting "#Hammered".
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by austinbella September 26, 2021
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Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
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Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
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Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
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