Jog On

When you don't want to swear but want to tell someone where to go, in the most politeful way possible.
When someone is annoying and will not leave you alone...
Me- "Go and Jog On mate"

When the kids are driving you batty bonkers...
"Just Jog On"
by SezzaTheRealist November 23, 2021
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jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 April 19, 2018
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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.
Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!
by Revival31313 June 12, 2018
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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 07, 2016
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Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.
I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!
by Debzy1980 April 19, 2018
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