Joelin'

Getting drunk to the point of being out of control. Being past the point of wasted.

He was straight joelin' last night when he called that girl a retard then skipped off after throwing up all over himself!

by dazdnconfused76 December 14, 2010

Joel Madden

Lead singer to Good Charlotte.Twin of Benji Madden.Younger sibling of Sarah Madden and Josh Madden,original last name:Combs.

Still love you guys,kinda disappointed that you wrote songs for Hilary Duff.

by InfamousKitten July 21, 2008

Billy Joel

An extremely proficient piano player and singer.

" You think you're some effin Billy Joel, don't ya?"

by Derek M. December 25, 2005

Joel osteen

Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.

Joel osteen is a pawn of satan.

by frien June 14, 2019

Joel

Joel is the cutest boy you will ever see. His makes everyone smile and or bust out in laughter. He possibly has a girlfriend or crushing on someone and ofc every single girl in school likes him. He will make you feel special and loved. His a god at soccer and that's why his on the best team in the city. And his hair is so soft and silky you would never want to let go. His hugs are the best especially the really long ones. When he says he loves you he means it. His that person that you can text all day and all night without getting bored. And his a person you will never want to play with or get on his bad side cause you will regret it.

"Omg is that Joel?"
"The really cute one?"
"Yeah that one!"

by We AnOnYmOuS September 21, 2019

Joel

The light of my life even tho he will probably never see this lol

Casandra is dating joel!!?!? Who would have thought, and to think it all started with a bike ride ;)

by CasMerc December 9, 2019

Joel Story

Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining

Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?

Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,

Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?

Gary:...

Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story

by Teeeeeee January 16, 2011