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The Inverse Bullshit Law

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit
by Keemofam August 2, 2008
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invent the wheel

to unnecessarily work on an task that has already been basically completed
Come on, Relax. It's no reason to invent the wheel.
by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2009
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invenerial

Dismissive, not important. Meaning "whatever".
That reprimand is invenerial.
by zoeyzoey April 5, 2011
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invert

"Chris, did you see that guy with the tight pink shirt on?"
"Yeah man, what a f**kin invert!
by NBrock October 5, 2010
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Inversion

When you take a sentence or phrase that someone has said (possibly an insult) and twist it back around to insult or threaten them.

Sometimes extremely funny, other times extremly lame. Lame when you just switch the subject (Example 1) and ultra-hilarious when used against figures of authority (Example 2).
1. Cody: Henry, your entire family is gay.
Henry: No, your entire family is gay!

2. Mr. Kostick: Nate, move to the other side of the room. Leave Aric alone, he actually has ambition of passing this class.
Nate Godin: I have ambition of throwing a chair at your head.
Anthony: Good inversion, Nathan. (Not actually said)
by Anthony St.Pierre June 11, 2006
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Inventada

A term normally used by Mexican gay men to refer to delusional people who think they are public figures, influencers, fashionistas, or part of the wealthy elite. In most cases, inventadas come from poor, marginalized groups or are part of the gaudy, new middle-class.

These delusional nacos are abundant on social media. Often posing with luxury items, they tend to show off what they once lacked...or still do.

Inventadas also love showing off their many talents; whether it's speaking (badly) in a foreign language, singing, dancing or simply giving inspirational advice in a fake voice to hide their humble, regional accent. At the end of the day, they can't hide their mexa physical features.

However, there is such thing as an "inventada con presupuesto". Meaning, an inventada with a large budget. These inventadas usually come from a middle to upper-class background and are conventionally attractive.

Inventadas sometimes manage to forge a career out of their antics and even form a large following on social media. Their behaviour, though, always exposes how tasteless they truly are regardless of their budgets.
Sofi: "Ew, who are these trashy people and why do they have so many followers even though they look like they belong washing dishes at my father's restaurants?"

Regina: "Gross. Romina Sacre? Jimness? Victoria Volkova? Those are just gatos who simply got lucky with social media and now they think they belong with la gente bien but they're just nacos with new money. Iuuuu! Let's hire them as our maids and remind them where they belong. Inventadas!"
by chloemx June 1, 2019
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Inverkeithing

Inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in Fife, Scotland. It is currently stuck in a time warp,

and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.

The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.

The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.

The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"
"Haw man I'm pure on my fifth bottle of Bucky the day" - Anonymous

Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit

"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman
by Hibee1987 April 12, 2012
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