instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020

Instagram

It is a social media app made for drug dealers.

Tim: Jimmy have you checked Instagram?

Jimmy: I thought that was the official druggy's app?

by CreatorofMind January 19, 2021

Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.

Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.

by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022

intactivist

A person who participates in an activist group or as an individual for the rights of children to remain genitally intact retaining their foreskin the frenulum and ridged band also called Taylor's band

As an intactivist Billy fights to end medically unnecessary infant circumcision through education of the public and government.

by Graham January 3, 2004

instagib

An action whereby a person can be killed in a single hit in Unreal Tournament.

God damn it I hate fucking instagib, turn it off!

by teknokracy July 28, 2003

Instagram Faggot

Used to describe a person who has become emotionally attached to the attention received through others looking at their photos. An Instagram Faggot will also enjoy to partake in hardcore homo-erotic activities, usually with older men due to crippling daddy issues.

Bruce had recently become a bit of an Instagram Faggot and everyone hated him.

by JakeDaRippa February 22, 2013

with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004