Youtube Inception

The phenomenom of looking at a youtube video and continually going through the related videos until your in several layers deep and need a kick to bring you back to reality

John was watching a video on Barack Obama and three days later his mom found him watching a japanese documentary on horse jizz. He then realized that he experienced Youtube Inception

by whiteboy10 November 13, 2012

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

by Mot241 June 25, 2009

Inceptionoia

in-CEP-shun-oy-uh (noun)

The paranoia or irrational fear that your world is either:

1) a dream
2) a dream within a dream
3) a dream within a dream within a dream

following the viewing of Inception. Inceptionoia usually results in the creation and possession of a totem, as well as a newfound desire to find fallicies in the universe.

Note: one who feels that their world is a dream within a dream witin a dream within a dream (limbo; everything is possible and the world can be created as the person desires) is not experiencing Inceptionia, but is clinically insane.

Anna: I can't believe you made me watch Inception. I've had Inceptionoia all week and had to create a totem to be safe.
Michael: I'm part of your security team. You are asleep and someone is trying to steal information from you; try to remember how you got here.

by The 4th Derivative March 14, 2011

ingestion

Pulling in the data. Ingesting the data so we can analyse it and make new predictions and clear up problems.

"Our team is still working on the ingestion so we can get that project done." In Slack standup meeting today.

by jmacofearth August 15, 2023

tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org

United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.

by melanotan September 23, 2009

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011