Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022
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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019
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Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.
Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?
by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022
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Kids In Basement

Kids In Basement: A way of defining your power, social status and steer cred. Can also be a way of showing off or comparison
Person 1: “Hey how many Kids In Basement do you have?

Person 2: “Oh, I have around 5 what about you?”

Person 1: “Haha imagine being so low class! I have around 70, honestly it’s hard to count them all”
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trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.
Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "
by Word Pirate March 22, 2017
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Basement Salad

A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
by mowolf May 18, 2021
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