If you can't take it don't give it

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

by madbovine March 13, 2012

if you catch my drift

If you understand what i mean/ direction of my thoughts (if you follow my train of thought)

You behave like a little naughty girl if you catch my drift!

by Nick_A November 21, 2013

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

If You Seek Amy

A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns

I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

If You Seek Amy

If you seek amy, if broken down, sound's like F.U.C.K ME.
If=F You=U SEE=C K AMY= K ME

"All the boys and all the girls are begging, to if you seek amy"
-Britney Spears "If You Seek Amy"

by Jared Banano December 17, 2008

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007