I’m heterosexual

No you’re not.

“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”

by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

I’m sleep

Tired of ones bull****

“Hey John, I threw away your Xbox controller on accident”.....I’m sleep

by Kidwood November 16, 2018

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018

I’m a Believer

I thought love was only true in fairytales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
Seems the more I gave the less I got
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine I got rain
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love, I’m a Believer

I couldn't leave her if I tried
Love was out to get me
Now that's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Oh then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Yes I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
Said I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(I'm a believer)
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

i’m knocked

It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.

Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!

by Juggernaut RayGun June 24, 2018

I’m sorry

I apologize for everything Jews

Just don’t hurt me

I’m sorry

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019