Definitions by TheGreatAlfini

I’m heterosexual 

No you’re not.

“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”

I’m heterosexual by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

Koisu 

A guy known for making Brawl Stars hentai. That is it. Insane, right?

“Yo, you see that new koisu drawing?”
“what”

Koisu by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

gotta ch

The last message you send when your phone inevitably dies.

“brb, gotta ch”
“what”
“hello”
“what does ch mean”
“are you alive”

gotta ch by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

lmfaoshifo 

A ascended version of lmfao, lmfaoshifo means “laughing my fucking ass off so hard it fell off.” This is one of the shortest varieties, with the longest being “laughing so goddamn fucking hard my fuckin ass fell off lol someone please come pick it up this part isn’t a joke it’s on the floor someone get like a ass reattacher here, ass tacher idk help”

“my mom died.”
“LMFAOSHIFO!!!!!”

lmfaoshifo by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020