Happetizer

The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……

Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings.

by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

hipneck

A rural dweller who combines elements of both hippy and redneck culture. Typical in areas where traditional conservative employment (logging, grazing) has collapsed or been replace by more lucrative alternative agriculture.

"i'll carry a crystal and pistol in my pocket just for luck, and put a peace through music sticker on the back o' my pick-up truck" ~danny dollinger, "hillbilly hippie", classic hipneck song

by slam-o-rama May 30, 2006

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

Hipe

The superior way to say hype

You: I'm so hipe
Friend: you mean hype?
You: No, I'm an intellectual so I use hipe

by Smartyst boi July 28, 2018

b happee

A rather new and legal version of weed. It is sold in most smoke shops around $20 a gram. It gives you the munchies but nowhere near as much. You get an incredible high the first time. Way better than pot. Key thing is to hold it in your lungs LONGER than usual. It doesnt hurt your throat so go ahead and take big hits. THIS STUFF IS SO WORTH IT.

Dude, that b happee we smoked last night messed us up!

by Bentleyboy25 October 2, 2009

hiphey

-acting all crazy.

-That girl is goin' hiphey on her baby daddy's ass, now she's askin' fo child support.
-He goin hiphey wit that hypnotic.

by BIANCA April 15, 2004