Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.

Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.

by RealBananas January 17, 2019

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

boris the hermit

The Definition of a cunt

Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.

by LyinFoo January 23, 2017

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014