Help me

You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.

Help me I am dying. No actually someone remove 'toosie slide' from the Kidz Bop 2021.

by THE KIDZ BOP KIDZ SUCK February 10, 2021

I'm Helping

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

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When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

help me pls

When you try your best but you don't suceed..

IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese

Me: .. No ..

by amdoingalazy September 16, 2018

mothers little helper

1. Valium.

2. Rolling Stones song from '67 about housewives on valium.

Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

by SomeGirlsBuyMeClothes April 15, 2006

Helayna

Sexy cool Hot Mama. One who is loved and admired by most and feared by the rest. Walk right and don't piss her off!

Sometimes known as an indecicive spinning move. walking in first one direction then another, then back again.

Yesterday I forgot what I was doing and did a Helayna in the living rooom. I bet I turned around 4 times!

by mebemama February 5, 2010