Hemeroid Hitman

A term used to describe the pounding of the ass and roids of one homo by another homo causing death to the first homo's hemoroids.

Eric is a contract "hemeroid Hitman".

Eric assinated Raul's hemeroids last night

by TBAG321 February 15, 2009

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

Heifer

Alexa Renich-Malek

Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer

by Young Mole 01 May 2, 2018

Heifer

heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.

6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.

by xaruh_ March 13, 2020

hermeregildo

A stupid as bitch

that likes to play with curly haired girls

That guy is a total Hermeregildo.

by sofia32014 March 2, 2017

hemerage

when your brain is bleeding (usually fatal)

He died due to a hemerage.

by Riot June 15, 2003

hemersex

One who obsesses over the anal cavities of another.

"Jesus, Tyler is such a hemersex."

by Jon Smithers August 11, 2005