Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

Dirty Harley Speed

When you fuck someone while screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs

‘How what’s your day Jenny?’
‘Not so great, I was doing a dirty Harley Speed and I think my black neighbour heard’

by A lovey girth. July 18, 2022

Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010

Harley

the most amazing girl in the world
could not ask for anyone better
i love her with all my heart
she is awesome, cute, beautiful,
and is very sexy.
no one can compare to her.

she is such a harley

by your best bf(: September 12, 2011

Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.

Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!

by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013

dirty harley

A dirty Harley is an anal doggy style sex act that includes grabbing her by the ears like they are handlebars and riding her like a motorcycle.

Dude #1: did you bang your girl this weekend?
Dude #2: I rode her all the way to Sturgis and back like a dirty Harley

by K-bird2000 May 21, 2019

harlem shake

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song

bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!

by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013