Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.

Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.

by Tolonoman July 23, 2022

hannibal

Also a cannibal. A little creepy but oddly cool. I think I like him better than most politicians.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a soft chianti. Hisses." I wish he would eat Dubya Bush, and I'd be fine with some beans and a foamy beer. The cannibal for president!

by anonymonous-man March 19, 2005

Hanniah

A girl who is full of love and sweetness

Hanniah Is a beautiful princess

by Tucifer August 29, 2021

handicrapper

A fully mobile person who prefers to use the larger handicapped stalls in restrooms.

Wheelchair Bob really needs to drop a deuce, but there's a handicrapper in the stall.

by thomas hooverbagel July 23, 2010

Handidexterous

Being able to give a hand job with either hand

Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous

by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

Handi

Someone that could be so stupid sometimes, though fun to be around. Usually a caring person as charismatic. Sometimes you wanna slap them and say what? But you still love em I guess. Also they are pretty funny and stupid.

You’re such a handi? you’re pulling a handi .

by Timothy crude December 18, 2017

Hannity and Colmes

A Fox News Channel show, shown at 9PM, that is obstensibly a left/right debate on the news of the day between righty Sean Hannity and lefty Allen Colmes. However, this show is really about sex, because Hannity is such a giant prick and Colmes is such a big pussy.

Did you see Hannity and Colmes last night, Sean screwed Allen over unmercifully last night.

by bullrider October 3, 2008