hanger-downers

Sexy bits, such as a woman's pussy lips that tend to dangle.

"Shazam! Look at those yummy hanger downers!" or...
"Fuck girl! Cover them scrotum-looking hanger-downers!"

by Scrabbleddie August 6, 2007

handlecapped

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

by fried rice. November 11, 2010

Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021

Hange Zoë

Hottest person in attack on titan PERIODT. I am a slut for Hange Zoë. I will let them do anything to my body that they would like to do to me

bitch lasagna

"who is the hottest person in aot" "Hange Zoë for sure"

by Hangezoësslut April 29, 2021

..hangemybeloved

my very cool moot who is very funny and cool <33

have you seen ..hangemybeloved’s new video?
no??
well they were crying about not being on urban dictionary so here i am doing it/j

by walten_brainrot July 11, 2021

Hange zoe

Mommy/daddy/non gender descriptive parental figure

"wow Hange zoe is even hotter than your mom"

by 6feetinyourmom November 14, 2021

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009