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Handfasting

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009
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Mississippi Handbag

A sexual act mentioned in the movie "FanBoys" because the writers knew that people went to see the movie, they would would automatically go home and look up the word on urban dictionary or invent some perverse act involving their testicles and some poor girl.
"Where do your testicles end up when you do a Mississippi Handbag?"
by The Fanboy May 2, 2009
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handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
by Tom April 18, 2004
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handrail

to use the forearm or wrist as a sturdy fixture to rub one's clitoral area in achieving orgasm
yea, that wallace-grinnin chocolate lover, she handrails before going to sleep every night...
by hunnybunnork December 16, 2008
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handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.
Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch
by Daniel April 21, 2005
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Handa Montana

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.
Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"
by PolyBA April 16, 2009
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the badd bitch handbook

#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES
by young drezzy August 11, 2010
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