Heather hastings

Heather hastings is fuckin awesome

I had a killer time with heather hastings today!!

by YB Tha Mac December 27, 2018

Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button

Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube

by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019

adam hastings

only can date a girl for 1 week .almost allways gunna fuck ,good ball player but is gay

adam hastings is soo gay

by neagan November 20, 2019

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.

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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022

Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit

"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022

Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.

SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!

by anonymous September 16, 2022