Hakooey

n. Someone named Reggie who eats watermelon regularly and may or may not have an affinity for throwing spears.

That dirty hakooey Reggie stole my VCR again.

by The Spear Chaser October 27, 2012

Hallowchrisgiving

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas into one holiday.

"Retailers began stocking for Hallowchrisgiving in September."
"Wal-Mart wishes you a happy Hallowchrisgiving!"

by Abe Froman East November 7, 2012

Hallo-one

On Halloween when you put out a Just Take One sign but don't care how many they take, because you couldn't care less.

You were such a passionate Trick-Or-Treater as a child when parents could still put up with it, but in this generation are always a Hallo-One

by -Soup- October 21, 2016

Hallouminated

That which has been blessed with Halloumi

Damn, that meal was hallouminated

by Hallouminator October 18, 2018

hallooseination

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

HalloweeeeeN - 31st October

The Best Opportunity To Scare Your Friends; In My Opinion It's The Best Holiday Of The Year, I'd say for one the best pranks you get some fake blood, a knife and an old shirt you don't really care about. 1. Put the "Blood" on The Floor and spread it everywhere so it looks like Someone Died 2. Put "blood"on the knife and put it on the floor. 3. Poor "blood" on your old shirt your wearing. 4. (Extra) do your makeup really pale to look like your dead. 5. Get another friend to call the person your pranking saying that they found you dead.6. Just wait to hear the reaction 😂😂

I haven't tried that yet but I saw it on YouTube so I might try it for Halloweeeeen - 31st October 😉

by The Reason You Laugh 🥴😉 October 16, 2019

Hallobloasted

When it is almost Halloween and somehow there are so many opportunities to do Halloween stuff and you do them all but actual Halloween is kind of anticlimactic

Dude I’m so hallobloasted this year

by FourForeFor4 October 27, 2019