French haggis

to French haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia

Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O

by Mark Spidon March 12, 2009

Hamtramck haggis

Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.

"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."

by wanker56 August 10, 2009

Hagget

Ghetto word for "sike".

Hey,that`s a nice chain. HAGGET!

by GTsoa February 25, 2011

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

haggis

Its a bagpipe for scottish people

Haggis=bagpipe

by JoshCarthy9999 May 17, 2011

Haggis

The act of completely bailing, on friends or otherwise.

1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!

2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.

by mullet09 July 19, 2009