How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

by 911whodis December 1, 2021

how to pull bitches

have a bic dig

girl: oh wow u have a bic dig, lets fuck.
how to pull bitches

by digg nic July 27, 2022

How you like dem apples

A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.

Bill: I win wooot! How you like dem apples?

Jake:.......

by Tysta51 April 23, 2009

how the hell should I know?

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.

Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?

by anonymous October 18, 2004

how to get a life

Something losers search on the internet, desperate to actually get some friends and move out of their parents basement.

You're seriously gonna ask urban dictionary how to get a life? You're fucked, m8. There's no hope left for you.

by JELLYKITTEN January 9, 2019

How far?

How's it going? Or what's new?
Origin, Nigeria West Africa

Hey, how far? Nothing much.

by JohnnyFever June 11, 2019

How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.

"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"

by Faul Poshberg July 19, 2013