big hoss

The absolute boss of all bosses, he calls the shots and people listen. Also has an extra large penis that all the ladies love but creepy hispanic men are very jealous of and like to call gay.

That fella Nick sure does seem like the big hoss around progressive.

by azbdn October 22, 2012

hoss

A very crappy indian dance.

Don't go to the Asian mall they are some hosses there.

by Neil March 31, 2005

hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... September 23, 2008

Hoss sauce

a combination between "weak sauce" and "Hoss" it means the opposite of weak sauce and it is a very good compliment

dude that is hoss sauce

by Devon is hoss sauce January 20, 2009

Big Hoss

big ass sexy man cock is there biggest in the world and are the strongest

girl 1 :omg is that Big Hoss i want to see him tonight
girl 2 : ikr

by poopyniger June 26, 2022

hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.

Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

Juiced Hoss

Faggot.

Juiced Hoss. Man of extreme stature, who likes getting railed in the shower.

by MOB YO January 7, 2018