hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

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by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.

Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!

by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

Happy Hippos

A German treat that is pretty much a biscuit shaped like a hippopotamus with white and dark chocolate filling and chocolate sprinkles.

My mother went to World Market and got some Happy Hippos.

by EmeraldCat September 8, 2013

hippo jiggler

a product containing a hippo that involves a power cord to plug in and have the hippo start making its flab shake or jiggle this can be used for entertainment or to play on.

Karen- Hmm tv is boring.
Jessy- Hey! how about we go use my new hippo jiggler!
Karen- Sure! i love those things i could just watch them jiggle all day :)

by The hippo queen :) December 31, 2009

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020