Jennifer Garner

A hot girl who is a great actor. She is so sexy.

Whoa dude that's the hottest girl I've seen.

Yeah its Jennifer Garener!

by Calc January 1, 2005

garnish

to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time

we are garnishing your bank account.

by slakisdotcom July 26, 2004

Guando

1. Pertaining to, or resembling semen.

"Oh man! I got guando all over my threads, that chick ain't gonna want none of this now, sheeeeeeaa!! I was lookin' fly too"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"

by Michael Cowen December 14, 2008

Garnett

Giant family origin.

Wow danny your dad must be a Garnett!

by Yo-Mother December 21, 2008

Garner

If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.

Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful!

by rustygarlic May 20, 2020

grant garner

Grant is a person who has a monster head, and likes to have his salad tossed by gay people at ranches. He also likes to get little kids to tickle his feet for the insulin they need to live.

"Grant, NOW may i have my insulin?" Grant says: "shut up and tickle my feet god damnit, u want ur supper? do it extra good for desert!" (desert being more feet tickling)

by BIIBITYHIPHOPTHEMEXENDIRTNER August 9, 2003

Garn

A curse word used by people who don't want to get yelled at for swaring. Mainly used by small children and Margaret.

Person 1: You forgot the "r" in "president"/
Margaret: GARN!

by milop June 19, 2009