A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
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1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
Get the Purity Guardian mug.A random zombsroyale player that used to be active in the zombsroyale server. Said to be the daughter of active discord user “Guardian_”, guardian’s daughter uses an anime wolf as her pfp.
by grabdeze August 1, 2022
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*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
by NightG August 15, 2020
Get the Guardian mug.A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023
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Get the guardians. of. the. gaylaxy mug.A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
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