Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

by Unidef September 14, 2023

Guachin

This word is use in Argentina, it's like nigga
In the hoods they call Guachin to the niggaz

Ehh guachin todo piola??

by Edah Re Capo October 14, 2008

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole

by KCJD November 17, 2013

guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.

"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial

by Greg B. February 7, 2008

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019

guacamole cooch

A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.

"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."

by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006

guacula

the slimy substance deposited by the regurgitation of a felis domesticus, or house cat

The guacula left an orange stain on the carpet.

by jrbobdobbs April 9, 2003