Professional Victim

Someone who always thinks people are attacking her. She also fakes illnesses or ailments to get attention. Ex. Godlesswh_re

Man. Godlesswh_re is a professional victim,she is claiming the covid vaccine is giving her seizures.

by Pissypanda January 3, 2021

professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Professional Rawdogger

People who are real g's never use a condom and always rawdogg their girl. Term created by Jidion

Jack: Ay bro did you use a condom last night
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!

by Fheudh July 23, 2022

professional tickler

someone who knows just how to delicately stroke the skin of their loved one, with the tips of their fingers at any given time and give them a sensational feeling from deep within the heart and all the way out toward hairs on their skin.

Monica is Ashley's very own professional tickler. He gets that warm, fuzzy, feeling everytime she strokes his bare skin....

by mon_angel August 12, 2010