The Great Galactic Wars

The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.

- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

You are doing a great job

1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.

2) A terrible job

JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?

by KJJ317 November 14, 2019

Love peace and chicken grease

Love peace and chicken grease: A way of saying goodbye with fondness...and the hope that the other person's day goes smoothly and with flavor, like chicken grease.

See you later. Love peace and chicken grease, bruh.

by Sue Dawn Neem June 19, 2021

Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009