grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 09, 2009

bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 10, 2009