wine glassing

Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)

Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.

by x_ally December 5, 2007

Grass Stain

A marijuana hangover

Those edibles were heavy last night. Woke up with a serious grass stain. I’m calling off work today.

by MD_Wizard November 21, 2018

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

Glassing

V. - To hit someone (usually in the head or face) with a pint glass.

Joe - I was at the bar last night and a fight broke out and the one guy got hit the other in the face with a pint glass.

John- Wow I'm glad I wasn't there for a glassing

by potentiallyunsafe February 4, 2010

touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

by sunaslemon February 12, 2021

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008