grandoir

Pronunciation: \ˈgran-wȯr\
Definition: An adjective describing something as extremely grandiose or beyond magnificence. Especially in describing music. Whereas the word grandiose can sometimes be deemed negative as in ostentatious or pretentious, the word grandoir is always as a praise or a positive description.

I love this song as it sounds grandoir.

by rmasargo August 12, 2009

grangsta

A really, really old ghetto man or woman; old enough to be a grandparent.

"My grandma's such a grangsta, she made fried chicken for Thanksgiving."

"The ninety-year-old man at the end of the block is a real grangsta, he sold me some cocaine the other day."

by theemma January 2, 2010

granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)

Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"

by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012

grandomina

Vampires everywhere! No one is safe in grandomina! The prince has to kill the king by setting the palace in flames and plus the prince also loves Evelyn but then there's the cardinal who is a vampire!!! VAMPIRES!!!! KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Grandomina: vampires and peasants everywhere!

by cemeterypanda October 5, 2013

Granolatude

A word to describe the "holier than thou" attitude of people who feel they make healthier lifestyle and dietary choices than the majority of people. Most often seen in vegan and vegetarian people.

I just went to the store to buy some burgers, and the hippie cashier gave me major Granolatude about the unfair treatment of cows!

by Dez4prez August 8, 2016

granola stoner

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

by Nursie93 February 25, 2017

Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.

My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.

by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018