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grandfatherphobia 

Being scared of grandpas
My friend Nev has grandfatherphobia

Grandmother trying to catch a duck 

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it
well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

grandmother 

My grandmother is a good person.
grandmother by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

grandmother heroin 

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market
Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

Grandmotherfucker 

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
Grandmotherfucker by gregben July 6, 2021

Ur great grandmother is homosexual 

The ultimate counter to Ur mom gayest

it easily repels the attack while attacking the enemies life points directly
Tom: Hey faggot ur mom gayest
You: "Ur great grandmother is homosexual"
Tom gets AIDS