goofy footed

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)

Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"

by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011

jade goody

A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'

After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.

by Stationmiek October 27, 2006

Goofy Mog

Chicago west side term
used when someone says something stupid or wrong.

Anna: Dang, where u get those kicks from?
Dre: Footlocker
Anna: Those the new Jordans right?
Dre: Yea
Chris: I was gonna get those but I'm just gonna wait til those new ones come out cuz they look better than those
Dre: Nobody seen the new ones yet. GOOFY MOG

by Squill March 21, 2008

Goon Sack

Brilliant invention of wine in a bag, sold in a cardboard box. After you finish drinking it. You can blow it up and use it as a pillow.

The best part about drinking a goon sack is after your finished you can blow it up and use it as a pillow mate

by pantspirate June 10, 2009

goofy time

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"

"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"

by surfacewound March 27, 2003

Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"

You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.

by Boomstick April 3, 2005

goofy switchfoot

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side

Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!

by lilmouse August 10, 2014