glutenacious

When something is really great, and it contains gluten.

"Aye bro, how's the party," Chris said. "It's glutenacious," Brody responded.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

glutenist

A person that is prejudiced against people who cannot (or will not) eat gluten.

"Ugh, that waiter is such a glutenist. I have celiac disease and just asked for a gluten-free menu, he didn't have to be so rude about me not eating gluten."

by Nevyfreak April 3, 2017

Glutarded

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

by DankGod420 March 31, 2019

glutencord

the worlds 2nd best place (next to bass pro shop) full of funny people and ran by glutenpee aka nora aka funny asf on the Instagram app, if you are not in glutencord do you even exist? also a lot of gay people I mean like a lot its kinda jarring the lgbtq+ to hetero ratio (not a bad thing at all)

tyler: yo are you in glutencord
matthew: yea bro :ripcayde:
tyler: yoo awesome bro :pog:

by I'm t-pain December 27, 2020

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread their glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Oftentimes contestants will pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over. Almost almost performed from the rear; however, occasionally from a slight side angle.

Phil Heath takes back the olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012

glutardish

One who eats a gluten free diet, not because they have celiac disease or a gluten sensitivity but because they heard they can lose weight.

One who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)

One who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, Munchhausen, aka annoying)

Terry: Hey biatch, what be up? You look fantabulous! Whatcha been doin'?

Christina: Ives been gluten free. Ives lost me some hella lbs!

Terry: Damn girl, you don't effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. You's can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of shit that can give you things like sugar diabetes. Gluten free ain't healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.

Christina: Um, okay but when I go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. I gets my way and I am loosing weight.

Terry: Oh hells no! Damn girl, you is glutardish.

by psychnp March 10, 2011