Kick Max Gleason Day

The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him

“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”

by Bruhniqqa January 7, 2020

Gleason

one who is a total obnoxious tool. and makes noises of an assortment of animals( specifically the jungle)

"what did you think of english today"
" the kid sitting next to me was being a total Gleason"

by Shamerla May 19, 2008

Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.

Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"

by TGPFTW September 27, 2011

Gleamed

To throw and hit someone with an object in the forehead/face region.

He was sleeping on the job, so I gleamed a box off of his forehead. That woke him up.

by erok81 March 28, 2005

gleaso

The Supreme Definition of cool. He is a kick ass guy who sucks at Starcraft. He has more friends than DarkDudePS2 and is also a good dancer, on or off Dance Dance Revolution. He's everyone's friend and a friend to everyone. He's also me.

*high-fives gleaso*

by gleaso5 December 27, 2003

Glamour Emo

Where one turns emo just to fit into a crowd. Even decides to let ones feelings take over and try to injure themselves for popularity. Mostly seen in people who are white and clicheless, so they turn 'Glamour Emo' to fit into a group.

Girl 1: 'Did you hear Jenny cut herself to fit in with that group of misfits?'
Girl 2: 'Good god she's turned Glamour Emo.'

Also known as people who don't really fit in with the typical emo crowds who want attention.

by Absinthe Lolipop/LSD Sugarcube March 15, 2010

glamorous

ohhh- flossy flossy
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
See Fergie...she is indeed glamorous

The song, glamorous, is a wonderful song that does justice to the word

by ME to the A-B-B-Y May 22, 2007