garret the fuckboy

Garret the fuckboy is a total fuckboy
Ladies ain't got no time for your shit garret because ladies ain't got no time for fuckboys

Ladies just tryna take a bath in peace just tryna to get to know ya

She ain't got no time for your shit garret the fuckboy

Garret the fuckboy has no chill

by Theladyjusttrynatakeabath March 28, 2015

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The Garrett

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.

Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

by rachizzle137 January 28, 2010

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Garrette

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English

Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.

by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

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This guy is pretty much every girl's secret dream guy. Green hazel eyes, perfect brown hair, he's the total package. He's incredibly cocky in public, but in private, extremely sweet. However, get on his bad side and he'll totally cripple you with his blunt honesty and cruelty. Cute freckles off the wall, he'll never let go of you when he lets you in.

Girl 1- Oh my gosh, there's Garrett again, he looks amazing today!!
Girls 2-10000000000- Did he ever NOT look amazing?!

by 6903144002 November 26, 2016

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