Gala Rape

An occurrence similar to date rape yet different in regards to the location it takes place in: a gala. Often associated with the wealthy and those of higher class. Not necessarily restricted to galas. Sometimes occurs in other high class functions.

Christine was having a jovial time until Robert decided to Gala Rape her.

by CoolskiBasookies May 10, 2009

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

Galafajackingit

The act of masturbating to Zack Galafanakis.

I had to kick my room mate out of our apartment. I walked in on him galafajackingit like 4 times.

by Xerxes6060 June 29, 2013

gaelane

a nice but tough person to fool around with. Gaelane is a stunning person and can do anything for you. also very trustworthy. Very stubborn and mean sometimes.

dang, she is a gaelane
ugh she is just like a gaelane

by imapersonokay May 13, 2017

galactic vacuum

A really really fucking good blow job.

My girl just gave me a galactic vacuum.

by Stolenmemes.mp4 March 10, 2019

Galabahoodling

Running around in rust mostly aimlessly.

Friend: Hey are you still at the beach? I found a decaying base we could raid.

You: Yep, just galabahoodling around.

Friend: What did you just say?

You: Idk it just kinda rolled off the tongue.

by Zeedd August 17, 2019

galachant

Sloppy and all over the place.

Angela’s room was galachant , she hadn’t cleaned it in weeks.

by theyungman December 20, 2020