garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.

My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.

by drhominidae April 11, 2010

Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.

I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.

by casperino August 6, 2016

garbeboes

Nathan's special chex mix.

"Olivia put my garbeboes down"

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

Garcity

A hastily assembled collection of tents on a public sidewalk occupied by vagrants.

Did the Mayor of Los Angeles create the Garcity?

by DonnieLA June 22, 2019

Garchomp4110

The best fortnite player.

Garchomp4110 is the best playe.

by TTVGar January 29, 2020

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

elison garcia

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .

im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia

by classmates ;) November 15, 2010