gas

It's what you get after eating too much Tacos, causing a stench that usuaaly makes a few birds drop from the sky...

Mess with my ass - die by my gas!

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

GAS

God Awful Smell

Fred: Ugh, what's that GAS?
Mary: I have no clue. Maybe it's from that farm nearby.

by Mr. Dr. General Silly Biscuit January 23, 2011

gas

a substance that puts people in a state of irratabilty.

Taylor: Stop Nick, you're giving me gas!!!

by taylorisfat December 2, 2010

Ga-Ga Homicidal

Hearing a Lady Ga Ga song over and over again until you have homicidal thoughts

Bad Romaaaance" "If I hear this song one more time, I swear to god I will go Ga-Ga Homicidal

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

gas

An acronym for Greed, Avarice, Selfishness

I just fucked the Emperor.
"Man, that's gas."

by Jim Ference November 23, 2007

GAS

An acronym to describe someone with a homosexual disease. It stands for "Gay Ass Syndrome".

"Dude what's wrong with him" said Mike.
"Oh, he has GAS, you know, Gay Ass Syndrome..." said Paul.

by John_Lost_Locke April 17, 2009

gas

DANGEROUS!!! Can be released from all kinds of thing, such as an ass!

A Croat, a Serb, a Muslim ,were having a competition of who can fart farther.
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!

by Drazen April 25, 2004