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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008
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GATSO

A clever device invented by a swedish rally driver to help him improve his driving, but once the UK government got to know about it then the little grey money boxes started appearing in places where they would make the best profit. They are just another one of Tony Blairs (see arsehole) schemes to milk and piss off all of his precious voters which I'm proud to say I'm not one!
GATSO cameras rarely have anything to do with road safety!
by Blair Hater February 23, 2005
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gatsu

1. Japanese for guts.
2. A great anime song from the anime beserk.
3. wo wo wooooo wo
I have gatsu stuck in my head!!!
by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003
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GYAT

A shortened term of "goddamn!" Used, mostly by men, when they see a woman they find attractive.
Example 1: "GYAT! That girl is fine af!"
Example 2: *Sees a really thick, attractive girl dancing on Instagram*
"GYATTTT!"
by InvaderTaylor April 26, 2023
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goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.
"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"
by KelliHolland July 15, 2008
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snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"
I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.
by Shaun M September 6, 2006
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goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
by orf October 27, 2002
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