gaspar

An individual who dials 911 from a fax machine

I got in trouble because I pulled a gaspar at work!

by Faxboy December 15, 2008

gaspo

an extreme gasp or awe at something.

*gaspo!!* you don't know what the word save means?!

by Izzy September 1, 2008

Gasper

The air vent above your seat on an airplane.

Hey buddy, it’s chilly on this plane, would you mind closing tyat Gasper?

by devmodevmo December 14, 2018

Gasper

A guy who smokes weed and is always broke cuz of that

Man that guy is a gasper

by XxpotatoweedxX March 18, 2018

gaspard

When a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard.

Anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard.
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!

by Joshgoody November 10, 2008

Gasping

Inability to breathe in enough oxygen to fuel an orgasm during cuming. Can lead to asphyxia if the man pulls his cock out of the pussy and his lover, forgetting herself, takes half the cock in her mouth and passes out from lack of air and too much cum.

My wife started gasping for air as she came and almost passed out when I flooded her throat with cum. I backed my cock out of her, flipped her light body over on her stomach, grasped her around the chest just below her D cup boobs and pulled up. She hawked out a large luge of cum, swallowed ater spitting it out, and caught her breath.

by neverdone January 21, 2008

gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

by mackieeeee September 23, 2009