gffle

1) Girl & Guy who will tell eachother anything but sadly the girl dosen't offer the close guy any goodies.

2) The girl and guy like eachother and have at it, see friends with benfits :

Stands for girlfriends for life :

Kaykay: Omg chris your my gffle
Chris: Pssh sadly yes and you never put out :

by Wicket Clown Chris August 27, 2006

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

Gaffer

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

Gafflebat

a bit rubbish, gone wrong.

it's all a bit gafflebat.

by Garzini February 8, 2009

gaffleria

A group or collective of individuals with the intention of swindling, cheating, or stealing money or possessions of unsuspecting victims.

I wouldn't go to that flea market if I were you. Man that place is a gaffleria of gafflers waiting to rip you off!

by Justjookie7 January 9, 2019

Geffle

A Geffle, or Geffle-Geefton, is a large and primarily obstinate person lacking certain Cleffs or Cloofs. For example, a Geffle will usually be accompanied by another similar characteristic, such as a Teefy (or Toofy) disposition. This thus labels the person generally a Sqweef, Skoof or, in exceptional cases, a Skeng/Leng-Man.

"Give us a go on your new Casio timepiece Bernard"

"Excuse me Englebert but since when did you become such a teefing toofing Geffle-Geefton?"

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"I am rather looking foward to devouring some sweet punani and swallowing some Teefy Squeefs tonight"

"Give over, you get less Squeef than an average Toofing-Teefington you generic Geffle Goof"

by John Pilkington August 1, 2007

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009