Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furtography

The obsession of taking pictures that have all to do in the relation to fur.

Richard : "Where's Peteyk at? We've got all these strippers we need to tend to"

Izzy : "Oh you know, he's probably satisfying his furtography craving and taking pictures of poodles since he was ripped off by a stripper last night." He said he was going to be payed well and thank god because those strippers ask to do so much with nothing to show for it.

by Sung "Dragonball" Moon March 12, 2013

furter neck

When the back of your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters.

You got furter neck.

You know, when you tilt your head back, your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters.

by PDXcatsdad July 21, 2017

Nelly Furtado

(N.) The half Rap/ half Canadian portugese Pop singer who's the big brother of Nelly (with no 'furtado')

...I drop units like a hot po-tatoe, cause I get my freak-on more than Missy and Nelly Furtado. -Ganamete

by G-Union June 22, 2006

furts

Fucking Hurts
More painful than just "regular hurt"
(Not to be confused with 'fert' redneck slang for 'fart')

Adjective- Ow! Don't shoot me with that, it furts!

Verb-Imma furt you real good if I found out you the one that scratched up my Escalade!

Noun-You gonna be in a worlda' furt if you cheat on me again!

by "P" July 29, 2008

Furtist

Another word to make the furry kid in special ed class cry. A furry who is also an autist

James is a furtist look theres an anthropomorphic character on his fidget spinner

by 51 dead kebabs May 22, 2020

Furtle

The act of being really slow, like a turtle, and can't remember what they just did, like a fish.

Hence, Furlte

Wow, that was so furtle. You just said you were going to watch tv, but you don't remember.

by kcider January 4, 2011