funne polish cow

The Funne Polish Cow is the dancing cow from the song Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam or translated into english "
I have only one in my head"

Man 1: "Hey you know that funne polish cow?"

Man 2: "Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz, (chorus) Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz"

by funne person :) May 11, 2022

funnelwalker

a colloquial term for parking blocks. typically referred to as such by children who walk across them like balance beams as a game; “fun(nel) walk(er)”.

hey, wanna go walk across the funnelwalkers at the end of the parking lot?

by bugsmuggler July 1, 2023

Un-funnities

All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.

I wanted to go to the movies but I had a long list of un-funnities to get through first.

by ALeftyWriter February 22, 2009

Fun - Funnel

A fond name for a vagina.

A nicer term than Guff Bucket.

Aww c'mon love let us near ya Fun - Funnel.

Have you seen Clares' Fun - Funnel it's f'kin fantastic?

by [Rod Fathers] November 3, 2013

hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 8, 2017

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019