I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life

Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too

by I love reddie September 25, 2019

freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Fucked over

<British Slang>
A term used to describe an unfortunate situation which is usually the result of one or more persons taking advantage of another. Under normal circumstances the person does not know that they have been 'Fucked over' until it is too late.

Being 'Fucked over' does not normally relate to physical violence/assault; it is more suited to describing a feeling of betrayal experienced when one realises that someone you once trusted has been deceiving you for their personal gain. Also see pulled a fast one.

Elliott was really let down when he discovered that his friend had be lying to him for the last six months.

by Marwick84 June 6, 2005

Fucked Again

AKA "FA" for short - The feeling of receiving a beefy hog in the hind quarters usually from a spouse or co-worker. Despite a valient attempt to accomplish something, the recipient of your good deed is thankless and has the nerve to discredit or disregard your goodwill.

I told the company that we could save money by utilizing my cost cutting measure. Not only did they disregard my effort, they decided to approve the most expensive option on the table. Fucked Again!

by C-dog Nights May 20, 2010

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

Song-fucked

This occurs when a person hears a song on the radio, hummed or sung by someone else nearby, with the end result being that your mind repeats the song over and over again until it is forgotten or superceded by another song.

"As few seconds after Chris started humming the theme to 'Team America', the words 'America... Fuck yeah!' repeated in my head. It was then that I knew I'd been song-fucked, and would need to cleanse my palate with another song or play a video game to get my mind off that damn song."

by odieodieo September 1, 2009

Ink fucked

When you have totally fucked up your body practicing how to do tattoos

He is ink fucked and still can't do a tattoo.

by Tazzin June 25, 2016