Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

by MrT balls September 19, 2010

Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

front butt

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

by Shope July 20, 2008

Frogtied

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.

After the burglar had frogtied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Front Butt

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

by Jenn yo August 22, 2007

fout

adjective/noun/verb/intransitive verb

to: behave, appear, sound, and(or) personifying, an imbecile or inadequate enough for social standards to overlook it. (vague examples: Donald J. Trump. Tearing down a Big School to build a smaller school for More Students. An ATM Machine thats Been Out of Order for 5 years and yet no one has done nothing about it. A Blind Bus Driver with a Medical Degree in Optometry. A Restroom with no urinal or toilets just a hole in the ground/floor).
an object of redundant mechanics by faulty engineers. (e.g. Rube Goldberg Machine).
(derogatory noun) to be genetically inferior in every way.
Politically Correct Term for a slow or limited in intellectual or emotional developmental person within the social circle.
Also:

a person of strange or extraordinary character.

Other Derivatives.

Foutness, foutified, foutfout, foutening,

You're friend is fout; he defecated in his pants and is washing himself with the neighbor's dog.
You're (being) fout.
That's (being) fout.
You're dog is (being) fout.
That building is fout.
That car is fout.
That car is being fout. (It could mean broken or running strangely than normal vehicles)
That looks fout.
" Foutfout" (A Mating Call which sounds like a pokemon on helium to attract other people who like to get fout)
Get fout.
Being Fout.
Too many people at this Rally, people are all here just foutening (expressing) their foutness (views) to their fout(Leader or Deity).

by The Bat Weasel March 17, 2019

front it out

Primarily British Boldly face something difficult that you have been avoiding. Turn your front to the problem and blaze ahead.

Tom: How the hell am I going to tell my mum I crashed her car last night?
Dick: Front it out, mate. The longer you wait, the shittier it's going to get.
Tom: Just yank off the plaster?
Dick: Haaa, you said yank-off. And yeah.

by xnphls April 25, 2020