forced friendship

When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.

Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!

by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008

forced hand job

Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)

"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."

"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."

"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008

a force to be reckoned with

A person or thing that has up and coming power and must be considered or brought to attention.

I am a force to be reckoned with!

by yfhureretyinsopthaeweeyeah!!!! November 14, 2013

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

fouler

1. Someone who fucks up all the time

2. Someone that never does anything or trys 2 better himself or herself.
3. Someone who takes something good and fucks it up completely

"That guy left his baby with us 2 go with his baby's mama and argue with her for 30 minutes and he does even know us hes a fuckin fouler."

"i dont even think thats his kid cause it doesnt look like him but that foos still a fouler."

by Salinas831 September 5, 2009

Unrelenting Force

The first shout that is given to someone in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, it is a shout in which the user shouts the enemy on the opposite side of him is blown up to 100 ft but is not killed or harmed mentally or physically. It is also known to mean when a man is shouting loudly into a woman's vagina in which the force is so strong they begin to vibrate and then have a never ending orgasm and then the woman screams so loud that is scares the man to orgasm and scream causing the process to repeat.

I was playing Skyrim and did an Unrelenting Force and then went to my girlfriend and did an Unrelenting Force, I had to go to the doctor to get my ear checked.

by MagicNarwhal January 1, 2012

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010