FORD

A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate

I cant be arsed to make a bridge so i'll make a ford....

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

FORD

Acronym for "Fix Or Repair Daily."

God damnit Larry, that Ford you sold me just took a shit and died at the bottom of that fuckin' hill.

by Shoe Maker May 13, 2003

FORD

shit ass car that breaks down on you.
driven by drunk rednecks that like to watch nascar because they think its a "manly sport"

Fuck,
Only
Runs
Downhill!

by google is your friend March 22, 2005

FORD

F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

Also see Wal

Yeah that Ford will b Ford
Hyundai for eva Rednecks

by jack offonabitch May 6, 2003

ford

F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks

D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot

by izthatso May 13, 2005

FORD

Feeble Old Retired Drivers

These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.

by Joe Coppola April 22, 2003

ford

one hell of a crappy car. known to explode at any given moment-waste of money-gay-get a real car asshole

hey, bitch, nice ford...hahahahahahahaha

by milly vanilly May 15, 2003