Ford 

Cars designed for shirt-lifters

love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!

Ford by george December 20, 2003

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man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay

fucking morons

Ford by noneedforaname February 1, 2004

Ford 

A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!

Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure

Ford by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003

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Fag Opens Rear Daily

I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

ford by D² May 25, 2003

FORD 

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

FORD by Christina August 31, 2004

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wen written backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

ford by Fords are made from reused parts April 29, 2005

Ford 

1. A four-lettered word beginning with "F"

2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.

Jim: Hey, bro, I bought a '98 Ford Ranger!
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)

Ford by ActiveShooter39 August 28, 2017