imMic_floof

A shrimp dick Deepwoken player who only speaks in Deepwoken terms.

Me: Oh shit its this guy again...

imMic_floof: Im going to grip you in the depths so you get wiped.

by WinnieLemon May 28, 2024

star_struck_the_floof

she is a very underated furry tiktoker. you should follow them.

"hey! go follow star_struck_the_floof on tik tok!"

by lynxxx___ September 7, 2022

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

floodtruckle

When you have a leak in your house, and it leaks to someone else's below you.

"Sorry about the floodtruckle man."

by cs15 January 11, 2015

Flofa

A floating sofa!

Just chilling on the flofa havin' a brewski

by Riverunner September 29, 2017

Friday Flood

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.

Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.

by RFGetz June 21, 2007

flood bowl

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022